Here are a few popular jokes to get you laughing:
Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:
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Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- Noah.
- Noah who?
- Noah body, but you.
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Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- Lettuce.
- Lettuce who?
- Lettuce in, it's cold out there!
Punny Jokes:
- I tried starting a hot air balloon business, but it never took off.
- I tried to start a band called "The Tragically Hip," but it was a disaster.
- I tried to tell a joke about a fish, but it was too fishy.
Observational Jokes:
- I tried starting a diet, but I just couldn't resist the temptation.
- I tried to be a vegetarian, but I couldn't give up bacon.
- I tried to be organized, but it just didn't suit me.
Dad Jokes:
- What do you call a fish with no eyes?
- Fsh.
- I tried to start a hot air balloon business, but it never took off.
- I tried to tell a joke about a fish, but it was too fishy.
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