Popular Jokes

 Here's a mix of different types of popular jokes:

• Why don't scientists trust atoms? 

Because they make up everything!

• What do you call a lazy kangaroo? 

Pouch potato.

• Why did the bicycle fall over? 

Because it was two tired.

• What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? 

A tuba toothpaste.

• Why did the coffee go to the police? 

It got mugged.

• I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. 

She seemed surprised.

• Why don't eggs tell jokes? 

They'd crack each other up.  

• What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between you and me, something smells.

• Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? 

There’s no menu. You get what you deserve.

• Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

• What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.  

• Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

• My dad used to tell me, "Son, someday I'll tell you about the birds and the bees." Then he never did. I guess he took the secret to his grave. The birds are building a nest on his headstone.

• What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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