Popular jokes

Short & Sweet:

• Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
• What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
• Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!  
• What's brown and sticky? A stick!
• Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!

A Bit Longer:

• A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia. The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
• Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove he wasn't a chicken!
• Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. One asks, "What's your favorite kind of music?" The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan!"  
• A guy walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doc, I think I'm shrinking." The doctor says, "Well, you're a little short with me."

Knock-Knock:

• Knock, knock.
• Who's there?
• Alpaca.
• Alpaca who?
• Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!

Dad Jokes:

• I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
• What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
• I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

Slightly Darker Humor (Use with caution!):

• I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
• I tried to explain to my 4-year-old why you can't use birthday candles as sparklers. He just didn't get the big picture.

Important Note about Jokes:

• Delivery is key: The way a joke is told can make all the difference.
• Context matters: A joke might be hilarious in one setting but inappropriate in another.
• Humor is subjective: What's funny to one person might not be to another. Don't take it personally if your jokes don't always land!

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By Jerry Ramonyai