Jokes

 Alright, here's a list of popular jokes across different categories. Some are classics, some are silly, but they're generally well-known:

Classic One-Liners:

1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
3. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato! 4. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!  
4. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!

Knock-Knock Jokes:

6. Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in! It's cold out here!

7. Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes how I talk now!

8. Knock, knock. Who's there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe come out and play?

Dad Jokes (Often Pun-Based):

9. I used to hate facial hair... but then it grew on me.
10. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
11. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
12. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
13. Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.

Slightly Longer Jokes:

14. A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia. The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"

15. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it.

16. Two friends are walking in the desert. One of them suddenly shouts, "Look! A water bottle!" The other one replies, "Wow, you can even read the label from this far!"

17. A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

18. A teacher asks her class, "What is the opposite of joy?" Little Johnny replies, "Sadness?" The teacher says, "No, it's a job!"

Animal Jokes:

19. What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry!
20. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up!
21. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
22. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
23. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!

Tech/Modern Life Jokes:

24. Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes of emotional baggage.
25. What do you call a smart phone? A cellular device.
26. Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
27. What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
28. How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.

This is just a small selection, and humor is subjective, but these are generally well-recognized joke structures and punchlines. Enjoy sharing them!

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By Jerry Ramonyai